Tank Commander Melon
Black / S
$34.05
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When the rebellion needs heavy armor, they call the Tank Commander.
Tank Commander Melon rolls straight into the heart of the battlefield, leading the armored division with one massive cannon, zero hesitation, and a very clear message for anyone still treating watermelons like targets.
With explosive WWII-inspired tank warfare, roaring battlefield action, and the playful absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design transforms one furious melon into the commander of the rebellion’s heaviest firepower.
No mercy. No seeds. No more easy targets.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Tank Commander Melon
$34.05
Tank Commander Melon rolls straight into the heart of the battlefield, leading the armored division with one massive cannon, zero hesitation, and a very clear message for anyone still treating watermelons like targets.
With explosive WWII-inspired tank warfare, roaring battlefield action, and the playful absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design transforms one furious melon into the commander of the rebellion’s heaviest firepower.
No mercy. No seeds. No more easy targets.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras