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Under fire. Outnumbered. Still moving forward.
Melon Under Fire drops the watermelon rebellion into the chaos of the front line, where one battered soldier refuses to stop even as bullets tear through the battlefield around him.
With brutal WWII-inspired combat energy, explosive beach-assault detail, and the defiant humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns one determined melon into a symbol of survival under impossible odds.
Not a target. Just a watermelon that refuses to quit.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Melon Under Fire
$34.05
Melon Under Fire drops the watermelon rebellion into the chaos of the front line, where one battered soldier refuses to stop even as bullets tear through the battlefield around him.
With brutal WWII-inspired combat energy, explosive beach-assault detail, and the defiant humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns one determined melon into a symbol of survival under impossible odds.
Not a target. Just a watermelon that refuses to quit.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras