This Is Watermelon Sparta
Black / S
$34.05
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They thought he was just a fruit. That was their first mistake.
The Spartan Watermelon has joined the rebellion — furious, battle-ready, and no longer willing to be anyone’s target.
With gritty poster textures, bold typography, and absurd warrior energy, this graphic tee delivers a clear message: Stop Shooting the Watermelons.
He is a fruit.
He is angry.
And this is Sparta.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This Is Watermelon Sparta
$34.05
The Spartan Watermelon has joined the rebellion — furious, battle-ready, and no longer willing to be anyone’s target.
With gritty poster textures, bold typography, and absurd warrior energy, this graphic tee delivers a clear message: Stop Shooting the Watermelons.
He is a fruit.
He is angry.
And this is Sparta.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras