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When the rebellion needed a hero, one watermelon raised the shield.
Shield of the Rebellion throws a fearless melon warrior into the heart of the uprising, surrounded by chaos, flying fruit, and a movement that refuses to be treated like target practice.
With explosive comic-book energy, bold patriotic detail, and the rebellious humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design celebrates courage, resistance, and the hero willing to stand between the shooters and every melon behind him.
The shield is up. The targets are fighting back.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shield of the Rebellion
$34.05
Shield of the Rebellion throws a fearless melon warrior into the heart of the uprising, surrounded by chaos, flying fruit, and a movement that refuses to be treated like target practice.
With explosive comic-book energy, bold patriotic detail, and the rebellious humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design celebrates courage, resistance, and the hero willing to stand between the shooters and every melon behind him.
The shield is up. The targets are fighting back.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!