First Melon
Black / S
$34.05
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They drew first blood. Not him.
First Melon tells the story of a battle-worn watermelon warrior who never asked for war — only the chance to live in peace.
Pushed too far and hunted for too long, he now stands as one of the toughest survivors of the rebellion. With gritty action-movie energy, jungle-war attitude, and the absurd humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns a reluctant fruit into a legendary fighter.
He wanted peace. They gave him a reason to fight.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
First Melon
$34.05
First Melon tells the story of a battle-worn watermelon warrior who never asked for war — only the chance to live in peace.
Pushed too far and hunted for too long, he now stands as one of the toughest survivors of the rebellion. With gritty action-movie energy, jungle-war attitude, and the absurd humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns a reluctant fruit into a legendary fighter.
He wanted peace. They gave him a reason to fight.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!