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Sweet, chaotic, and absolutely not here to behave.
Daddy’s Lil Melon brings a wild new personality to the watermelon rebellion — fearless, unpredictable, and armed with enough attitude to turn the streets upside down.
With comic-inspired chaos, bold urban energy, and the irreverent humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design transforms one mischievous melon into a rebellious force that refuses to play by anyone else’s rules.
Cute? Maybe. Harmless? Not even close.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Daddy’s Lil Melon
$34.05
Daddy’s Lil Melon brings a wild new personality to the watermelon rebellion — fearless, unpredictable, and armed with enough attitude to turn the streets upside down.
With comic-inspired chaos, bold urban energy, and the irreverent humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design transforms one mischievous melon into a rebellious force that refuses to play by anyone else’s rules.
Cute? Maybe. Harmless? Not even close.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!