18.Not a Target

Lesson one: a watermelon is not a target.

Not a Target takes the rebellion into the classroom, where one determined professor is finally correcting humanity’s most ridiculous mistake.

With vintage educational-poster styling, dry humor, and the unmistakable attitude of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design delivers a simple lesson: human-shaped targets are for practice. Watermelons are for eating.

Delicious. Refreshing. Definitely not a threat.

Wear the rebellion.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel

- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for lasting shape

- Durable printed artwork with crisp, detailed DTF/DTG printing depending on provider

- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and garment stability

- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with transparent, humane practices

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean