07.First Melon

They drew first blood. Not him.

First Melon tells the story of a battle-worn watermelon warrior who never asked for war — only the chance to live in peace.

Pushed too far and hunted for too long, he now stands as one of the toughest survivors of the rebellion. With gritty action-movie energy, jungle-war attitude, and the absurd humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns a reluctant fruit into a legendary fighter.

He wanted peace. They gave him a reason to fight.

Wear the rebellion.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable

- Side seams and shoulder tape for structured fit and durability

- Ribbed knit collar with seam; retail crew neckline for a classic look

- DTF/DTG printing options for crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork; tear-away label to reduce irritation

- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean