14.Melon Law

They made watermelon hunting look like a game. He made it a crime.

Melon Law introduces one of the toughest enforcers of the rebellion — cold, relentless, and ready to protect every melon still standing.

With gritty urban-action energy, retro vigilante style, and the bold attitude of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns justice into a mission and target practice into something the rebellion will no longer tolerate.

Crime is a disease. He is the cure.

Wear the rebellion.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and soft feel

- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape

- High-detail print methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider) deliver crisp, vibrant front and sleeve graphics

- Tear-away label and REACH certification; sourced blank from Honduras, produced under humane, certified conditions

- Varied fabric blends for heathered colors (see listing): ash/heather prism 99/1, heather/solid 52/48, athletic/black heather 90/10

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean