The Melon Awakens
Black / S
$34.05
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For generations, the watermelons waited in silence. Now, the rebellion has awakened.
The Melon Awakens follows a fearless warrior rising against the forces that treated melons as nothing more than targets.
Armed with courage, discipline, and the glowing power of the rebellion, this design blends epic space-battle energy, bold graphic detail, and the irreverent humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons.
The battle has begun. The melons are ready.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Melon Awakens
$34.05
The Melon Awakens follows a fearless warrior rising against the forces that treated melons as nothing more than targets.
Armed with courage, discipline, and the glowing power of the rebellion, this design blends epic space-battle energy, bold graphic detail, and the irreverent humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons.
The battle has begun. The melons are ready.
Wear the rebellion.
Product features
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!