Melon Wick
Black / S
$34.05
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They picked the wrong melon to mess with.
Melon Wick brings a darker kind of vengeance to the watermelon rebellion — precise, relentless, and absolutely unwilling to let another melon become an easy target.
With neo-noir action energy, rain-soaked city streets, and the fearless absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns one silent melon into the rebellion’s most unstoppable enforcer.
No speeches. No warnings. Just consequences.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Melon Wick
$34.05
Melon Wick brings a darker kind of vengeance to the watermelon rebellion — precise, relentless, and absolutely unwilling to let another melon become an easy target.
With neo-noir action energy, rain-soaked city streets, and the fearless absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns one silent melon into the rebellion’s most unstoppable enforcer.
No speeches. No warnings. Just consequences.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!