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They made one mistake: they left the watermelon standing.
Kill the Shooters follows a relentless fighter on a mission of revenge against everyone who ever treated watermelons like disposable targets.
With razor-sharp action, revenge-movie energy, and the fearless absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns one furious melon warrior into a force of pure payback.
The list is long. The blade is ready. The rebellion remembers.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Kill the Shooters
$34.05
Kill the Shooters follows a relentless fighter on a mission of revenge against everyone who ever treated watermelons like disposable targets.
With razor-sharp action, revenge-movie energy, and the fearless absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns one furious melon warrior into a force of pure payback.
The list is long. The blade is ready. The rebellion remembers.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!