John McMelon
Black / S
$34.05
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Wrong place. Wrong night. Wrong melon to mess with.
Yippee Ki-Melon drops the watermelon rebellion into a high-rise nightmare, where one battered, stubborn melon refuses to quit no matter how impossible the odds become.
With classic action-movie tension, gritty late-night chaos, and the fearless absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns an ordinary melon caught in the wrong place at the wrong time into the toughest survivor in the building.
No backup. No shoes. No surrender.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
John McMelon
$34.05
Yippee Ki-Melon drops the watermelon rebellion into a high-rise nightmare, where one battered, stubborn melon refuses to quit no matter how impossible the odds become.
With classic action-movie tension, gritty late-night chaos, and the fearless absurdity of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design turns an ordinary melon caught in the wrong place at the wrong time into the toughest survivor in the building.
No backup. No shoes. No surrender.
Wear the rebellion.
Product Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!