13.Captain Watermelon

Every rebellion needs a shield.

Captain Watermelon stands at the front of the fight, defending the melons with courage, attitude, and an unbreakable sense of justice.

With bold patriotic imagery, battle-ready detail, and the unmistakable humor of Stop Shooting the Watermelons, this design celebrates the hero who refuses to let another watermelon become an easy target.

The shield is raised. The rebellion marches on.

Wear the rebellion.

Features:

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (weight 4.2 oz/yd²; blends vary by color)

- Detailed DTF/DTG front and sleeve printing for vibrant, crisp artwork

- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention and structure

- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; adult sizing; Honduras origin

- Retail fit with classic crew neckline — easy to layer or wear solo

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)

- Vivid DTF/DTG printed graphic with crisp detail

- Side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape for lasting shape

- Tear-away label for comfort; REACH certified; adult sizing

- Retail crew-neck fit — easy to layer or wear on its own

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean